Season Review · October 6, 2026
Coles Hotspur: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Coles Hotspur finished Season 23 in 11th place in Division 8, recording five wins, two draws and 15 losses for a total of 17 points. The side scored 24 goals and conceded 60, ending the campaign with a goal difference of -36.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor
Finished
11th
Points
17
Record
5-2-15
GD
-36
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
11th
Points
17
Win Rate
23%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
5-2-3
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Friedrich Unger
CF
12 contributions
Top scorer
Derek Stewart
LW
6 goals
Top assists
Friedrich Unger
CF
7 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 17
- P13
- Scoring
- 24
- P13
- Defence
- 60
- P46
- Clean sheets
- 3
- P46
- Goal difference
- -36
- P29
5/5
Season mark
Poor
Campaign Record
5-2-15
Wins
5
23%
Draws
2
9%
Losses
15
68%
Attack · Defence
-36 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Coles Hotspur finishedSeason 23in 11th place in Division 8, recording five wins, two draws and 15 losses for a total of 17 points. The side scored 24 goals and conceded 60, ending the campaign with a goal difference of -36.
That -36 goal difference captures a season in which defensive struggles featured in the numbers. Coles Hotspur will look to build on its five victories as it moves on from Season 23.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished11thin Division 8.
- Recordedfive winsduring Season 23.
- Scored24 goalsacross the campaign.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Coles Hotspur’s record of five wins, two draws and 15 losses, alongside 60 goals against and a -36 goal difference, marks the areas of the campaign reflected in the results. The club finished 11th with 17 points and scored 24 goals.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Season 23 ended with Coles Hotspur in 11th place, on 17 points from five wins, two draws and 15 losses. The team scored 24 goals, conceded 60 and finished with a -36 goal difference: the key figures behind a difficult season.