
Season Review · September 8, 2026
Coakham: Strong campaign - Consistent excellence throughout the season
In Season 22, Coakham delivered a commendable performance in their division, finishing in 4th place with a record that highlights both resilience and offensive prowess. The team amassed 14 wins and suffered 8 losses, with no draws recorded, showcasing a level of consistency that kept them competitive throughout the campaign. A notable fun fact from this season is their goal difference of +32 across 22 league matches, reflecting a potent attack coupled with solid defensive organization. This impressive goal difference underscores their ability to outscore opponents convincingly while maintaining defensive solidity.
Gary's mark
5/5
Season Review
Finished
4th
Points
42
Record
14-0-8
GD
+32

Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
4th
Points
42
Win Rate
64%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
5-2-3
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Wayne Richards
LW
16 contributions
Top scorer
Wayne Richards
LW
8 goals
Top assists
Wayne Richards
LW
8 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 42
- P71
- Scoring
- 66
- P63
- Defence
- 34
- P67
- Clean sheets
- 9
- P58
- Goal difference
- +32
- P63
5/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
14-0-8
Wins
14
64%
Draws
0
0%
Losses
8
36%
Attack · Defence
+32 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
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Gary Nano
In Season 22, Coakham delivered a commendable performance in their division, finishing in 4th place with a record that highlights both resilience and offensive prowess. The team amassed 14 wins and suffered 8 losses, with no draws recorded, showcasing a level of consistency that kept them competitive throughout the campaign. A notable fun fact from this season is their goal difference of +32 across 22 league matches, reflecting a potent attack coupled with solid defensive organization. This impressive goal difference underscores their ability to outscore opponents convincingly while maintaining defensive solidity.
This season's journey was marked by a strong campaign that saw Coakham maintain a high level of performance across the board. Their offensive output was particularly notable, with 66 goals scored, and their defensive record was equally impressive, conceding only 34 goals. Such statistics demonstrate a team that was both effective in attack and disciplined at the back, contributing to their high league standing and the "Very Good" season rating.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
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Gary Nano
- Scored 66 goals, showcasing offensive strength
- Conceded only 34 goals, reflecting defensive resilience
- Achieved a +32 goal difference across the season
- Finished 4th in Division 6, a strong league position
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
While Coakham's season was marked by consistency and a strong overall record, the absence of draws suggests potential opportunities to secure more points from tight matches. Additionally, maintaining or improving defensive solidity and goal-scoring efficiency could help push the team higher in the standings in future campaigns.
Season Rating:(Very Good)
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Coakham's Season 22 was a testament to their consistent performance and effective gameplay, as evidenced by their high league position and impressive goal difference. Their offensive and defensive records highlight a well-balanced team capable of competing at a high level. Moving forward, focusing on securing draws and further refining their match-to-match consistency could elevate their performance even further. Overall, a very successful season that sets a solid foundation for future endeavors.
