Season Review · October 6, 2026
Coakeham: Struggling season - Battling against the odds
Coakeham’s Season 23 finished with the club in 9th place in Division 7, League 38. Their record was eight wins, two draws and 12 losses, giving them 26 points.
Gary's mark
5/5
Below Average
Finished
9th
Points
26
Record
8-2-12
GD
-13
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
9th
Points
26
Win Rate
36%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
5-2-3
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Chao Toh
LCM
9 contributions
Top scorer
Mario Bianchi
CF
6 goals
Top assists
Chao Toh
LCM
4 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 26
- P29
- Scoring
- 43
- P38
- Defence
- 56
- P46
- Clean sheets
- 7
- P67
- Goal difference
- -13
- P46
5/5
Season mark
Below Average
Campaign Record
8-2-12
Wins
8
36%
Draws
2
9%
Losses
12
55%
Attack · Defence
-13 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Coakeham’sSeason 23finished with the club in 9th place in Division 7, League 38. Their record was eight wins, two draws and 12 losses, giving them 26 points.
The season’s supplied fun fact sums it up neatly:“A season of football with its own unique story.”Coakeham scored 43 goals and conceded 56, ending with a goal difference of -13.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 43 goals across the season.
- Recorded eight wins and two draws.
- Finished 9th with 26 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Coakeham recorded 12 losses, alongside eight wins and two draws, and finished with 26 points in 9th place. The side scored 43 goals and conceded 56, resulting in a -13 goal difference.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Coakeham’s Season 23 record was eight wins, two draws and 12 losses, earning 26 points and a 9th-place finish. They scored 43 goals, conceded 56 and ended on a -13 goal difference.