Season Review · October 6, 2026
Chop's Har: Solid performance - Reliable football with room for growth
Chop's Har finished Season 23 in sixth place in Division 5, collecting 40 points from 13 wins, one draw and eight losses. The campaign’s defining figure was a +27 goal difference across 22 league matches, matching the supplied fun fact and reflecting a record of 59 goals scored and 32 conceded.
Gary's mark
5/5
Good — ★★★☆☆
Finished
6th
Points
40
Record
13-1-8
GD
+27
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
6th
Points
40
Win Rate
59%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-3-3-H
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Ahmed Mounir
LW
12 contributions
Top scorer
Ahmed Mounir
LW
8 goals
Top assists
Niels Nielsen
RCM
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 40
- P54
- Scoring
- 59
- P46
- Defence
- 32
- P46
- Clean sheets
- 12
- P67
- Goal difference
- +27
- P46
5/5
Season mark
Good — ★★★☆☆
Campaign Record
13-1-8
Wins
13
59%
Draws
1
5%
Losses
8
36%
Attack · Defence
+27 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Chop's Har finishedSeason 23in sixth place in Division 5, collecting 40 points from 13 wins, one draw and eight losses. The campaign’s defining figure was a+27 goal difference across 22 league matches, matching the supplied fun fact and reflecting a record of 59 goals scored and 32 conceded.
The season delivered a clear body of results, with 13 victories alongside eight defeats and just one draw. Sixth place and 40 points provide the context for a solid campaign, while the results leave room for improvement in the seasons ahead.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored59 goalsacross the league campaign.
- Finished with a+27 goal difference.
- Recorded13 wins.
- EndedSeason 23insixth place, with40 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Chop's Har finished sixth with 40 points, recording 13 wins, one draw and eight losses. Those results provide the clearest scope for progress: improving the overall points and position will depend on how the team’s results develop across future campaigns. The side scored 59 goals and conceded 32, for a +27 goal difference.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Chop's Har’sSeason 23ended with 40 points and sixth place, supported by 13 wins and a +27 goal difference. The team scored 59 and conceded 32, while its eight losses and solitary draw mark the results that sit alongside that strong goal difference. Overall, it was a good season with room to improve its final position and points return.