Season Review · October 6, 2026
Cheater Albion: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Cheater Albion finished Season 23 in 12th place in Division 8, collecting 14 points from three wins, five draws and 14 defeats. The final record captures a difficult campaign, with losses outweighing the results that brought points.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor — ★★☆☆☆
Finished
12th
Points
14
Record
3-5-14
GD
-25
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
12th
Points
14
Win Rate
14%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-4-2
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Nilson Pires
LCF
7 contributions
Top scorer
Philippe Robert
RCF
5 goals
Top assists
Nilson Pires
LCF
3 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 14
- P4
- Scoring
- 21
- P4
- Defence
- 46
- P38
- Clean sheets
- 1
- P4
- Goal difference
- -25
- P13
5/5
Season mark
Poor — ★★☆☆☆
Campaign Record
3-5-14
Wins
3
14%
Draws
5
23%
Losses
14
64%
Attack · Defence
-25 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Cheater Albion finishedSeason 23in 12th place in Division 8, collecting 14 points from three wins, five draws and 14 defeats. The final record captures a difficult campaign, with losses outweighing the results that brought points.
The club scored 21 goals and conceded 46, ending with a goal difference of -25. As the season’s supplied fun fact puts it, that difference reflected “defensive struggles throughout the season.”
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Cheater Albion scored21 goalsacross the campaign.
- Five matches ended in draws.
- The club’s final tally was14 points, placing it 12th in Division 8.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
The record shows the clearest areas of concern: Cheater Albion lost 14 matches and conceded 46 goals, while scoring 21. The resulting goal difference of -25 and total of 14 points frame the challenges in the league campaign.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Cheater Albion’sSeason 23ended with a 12th-place finish and 14 points. Three wins and five draws were set against 14 defeats, while 21 goals scored and 46 conceded left the club with a -25 goal difference. Those figures define a season in which the results and goal totals provide clear room for improvement.