Season Review · October 6, 2026
Berstlinham: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Berstlinham’s Season 23 in Division 8 finished with 31 points and a sixth-place position. Their record was eight wins, seven draws and seven losses, with 32 goals scored and 41 conceded.
Gary's mark
5/5
Below Average
Finished
6th
Points
31
Record
8-7-7
GD
-9
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
6th
Points
31
Win Rate
36%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
3-1-4-2
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Philippe Robert
RCF
14 contributions
Top scorer
Philippe Robert
RCF
8 goals
Top assists
Philippe Robert
RCF
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 31
- P54
- Scoring
- 32
- P29
- Defence
- 41
- P50
- Clean sheets
- 5
- P67
- Goal difference
- -9
- P54
5/5
Season mark
Below Average
Campaign Record
8-7-7
Wins
8
36%
Draws
7
32%
Losses
7
32%
Attack · Defence
-9 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Berstlinham’sSeason 23in Division 8 finished with 31 points and a sixth-place position. Their record was eight wins, seven draws and seven losses, with 32 goals scored and 41 conceded.
The season’s supplied fun fact captures its character: “A season of football with its own unique story.” The numbers tell part of that story, with Berstlinham finishing on a goal difference of -9.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finishedsixthin Division 8.
- Recordedeight wins.
- Earnedseven draws.
- Scored32 goalsacross the season.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Berstlinham recorded seven losses and conceded 41 goals while scoring 32, resulting in a goal difference of -9. Their final total was 31 points, placing them sixth in the division.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Berstlinham’sSeason 23ended with a sixth-place finish and a record of eight wins, seven draws and seven losses. The team scored 32 goals, conceded 41 and finished with a -9 goal difference on 31 points. Those figures provide a clear summary of a season with its own unique story.