
Season Review · September 8, 2026
Alsdon-Sel United: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Alsdon-Sel United's Season 22 was a challenging campaign in Division 8, marked by defensive struggles and limited offensive output. The team managed only 2 wins across the season, with 4 draws and a significant 16 losses, culminating in a total of just 10 points. Their goal difference of -42 highlights the defensive issues faced throughout the year, with the team conceding 62 goals while scoring only 20. This stark imbalance underscores the difficulties Alsdon-Sel United encountered on the pitch.
Gary's mark
1/5
Season Review
Finished
12th
Points
10
Record
2-4-16
GD
-42

Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
12th
Points
10
Win Rate
9%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-5-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Michel Lemoine
CM
9 contributions
Top scorer
Michel Lemoine
CM
7 goals
Top assists
Nilson Pires
CF
3 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 10
- P4
- Scoring
- 20
- P21
- Defence
- 62
- P4
- Clean sheets
- 2
- P13
- Goal difference
- -42
- P4
1/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
2-4-16
Wins
2
9%
Draws
4
18%
Losses
16
73%
Attack · Defence
-42 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
Filed by
Gary Nano
Alsdon-Sel United's Season 22 was a challenging campaign in Division 8, marked by defensive struggles and limited offensive output. The team managed only 2 wins across the season, with 4 draws and a significant 16 losses, culminating in a total of just 10 points. Their goal difference of -42 highlights the defensive issues faced throughout the year, with the team conceding 62 goals while scoring only 20. This stark imbalance underscores the difficulties Alsdon-Sel United encountered on the pitch.
A fun fact from this season reveals a clear area for improvement: the club's goal difference of -42 underscores defensive struggles throughout the season. Despite the hardships, the team showed resilience in some matches, but overall, it was a tough year in terms of results and consistency.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- None to report due to the overall poor performance this season.
- Notable resilience in some matches despite the overall record.
- The team faced significant defensive challenges, as reflected in the goal difference.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
The team’s primary challenge was their defensive record, conceding 62 goals. Improving defensive organization and resilience could significantly alter future results. Additionally, increasing goal-scoring opportunities and efficiency would help turn more draws into wins and boost overall points.
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Alsdon-Sel United's Season 22 was marked by defensive vulnerabilities and limited offensive success, resulting in a poor league position and minimal points. The team’s main strengths lie in their perseverance, but addressing defensive frailties and boosting goal-scoring capabilities are essential for future progress. With targeted improvements, the club can aim for better results in the next season.
