
Season Review · September 29, 2025
A Season of Struggles and Lessons at Ston-upen
Ah, Ston-upen—once a beacon of hope for their faithful, now a cautionary tale of what happens when the football gods turn their backs. Season 11 for SRFC was, to put it kindly, a challenging voyage through the treacherous waters of Division 7. With only 2 wins out of 22 games, a mere 8 points, and a goal difference of -69, it’s clear that this campaign was less about competing and more about survival—though, sadly, they didn’t quite manage that either.
Finished
12th
Points
8
Record
2-2-18
GD
-69

Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
12th
Points
8
Win Rate
9%
Games
22
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 8
- P4
- Scoring
- 11
- P13
- Defence
- 80
- P8
- Goal difference
- -69
- P13
Campaign Record
2-2-18
Wins
2
9%
Draws
2
9%
Losses
18
82%
Attack · Defence
-69 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Ah, Ston-upen—once a beacon of hope for their faithful, now a cautionary tale of what happens when the football gods turn their backs. Season 11 for SRFC was, to put it kindly, a challenging voyage through the treacherous waters of Division 7. With only 2 wins out of 22 games, a mere 8 points, and a goal difference of -69, it’s clear that this campaign was less about competing and more about survival—though, sadly, they didn’t quite manage that either.
Campaign Highlights
Season Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
While the season was largely a series of unfortunate events, there were a few moments worth noting. The highlight? Perhaps the two draws that offered fleeting glimpses of resilience amidst the chaos. One can only imagine the celebrations—or the sighs of relief—when those results rolled in. Unfortunately, victories were scarce, and the team’s inability to find the net consistently was glaring. Goals for stood at just 11, a stark contrast to the 80 conceded, which underscores a defensive frailty and perhaps a lack of attacking potency. The only real highlight was the perseverance of the squad, who, despite the mounting losses, kept battling—though the scoreboard told a different story.
Standout Filings
Player Analysis
Filed by
Gary Nano
Without a detailed breakdown of individual performances, it’s safe to say that the top performers at SRFC had their work cut out for them. The team’s possession average of 306.35% is a curious stat—likely a typo or a quirk in data collection—but it hints at a team that perhaps tried to hold onto the ball, albeit without much success or purpose. The real story here is the collective effort—or lack thereof—to translate possession into meaningful chances. The goal scorers, if any, probably had a tough time finding rhythm, and the defensive line was often caught out of position, leading to the high goals against tally. It’s a season that probably saw some players give their all, but ultimately, the team lacked cohesion and consistency.
The Long View
Looking Ahead
Desk lens
The Ledger
For Ston-upen, the road forward is clear but daunting. They need a fundamental overhaul—perhaps a new tactical approach, a focus on defensive solidity, and a squad rebuild that emphasizes quality over quantity. With the current trajectory, it’s about laying down the foundations for future success, learning from the mistakes of Season 11. The club’s management must identify the core issues—be it coaching, player recruitment, or morale—and address them head-on. There’s potential in the club’s history and community, but it’s buried beneath a mountain of setbacks this season. The hope is that next season, SRFC can turn the page and start climbing back up the division ladder.
From the Columns Desk
Fun Facts
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Ston-upen played 22 games, but only managed to win 2—meaning they secured just 9.09% of their matches as victories.
- Goals for (11) versus Goals Against (80) paints a picture of a team that struggled to keep the ball out of their net, conceding an average of approximately 3.64 goals per game.
- The team’s goal difference of -69 is among the more alarming in the league, signaling a defensive crisis that needs urgent addressing.
- Despite the chaos, the team’s possession stat hints at a desire to control the game—though, sadly, possession without purpose is just a fancy way to lose the ball.
- With only 8 points, SRFC finished comfortably in the lower echelons of the table, a stark reminder of the gap between aspiration and execution.
In summary, Season 11 at Ston-upen was a tough pill to swallow—one filled with lessons, frustrations, and a clear call for change. But every club has its dark days; it’s how they rise from them that defines their future. Here’s hoping SRFC finds its footing and begins a new chapter of resilience and revival.
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
